....."I do." - Sean & Vita 8/23/03
On why Seth ate Andrew's steak....."If it's in your mouth, you might as well swallow." - Bob 8/17/03
On why she was smoking ....."I want to make the weekend wrap-up." - Pam 8/17/03
Various 4am van-chants heard on the ride back to 'squan from NYC .....
"Turkey wrapped-in bacon!"
"Flip the van!"
"Rick drove-us home!"
- Andrew, Anthony, Bryan, Dave, Rick, Sean, & Seth 8/17/03
Clarification on his intentions ....."No, I'm being serious." - Anthony 8/15/03
On Anthony's speedos drying on the doorknob....."He has prettier underwear than me!" - Jen 8/10/03
On clarification that 'someone' didn't actually throw-up ON the bed ...."No. I puked in my mouth, and it dribbled out onto the bed." - Anonymous 8/09/03
On hearing the crowd chant for their beloved "Bruuuce"....."Why are they 'booo-ing'???" - Jess F. 7/26/03
Ok, Ok, Ok, Ok, I got one, I got one....."Run, Robert, Run!" - Vita 7/26/03
Witnessed conversation on the beach...
Jess S. : "I want to take a glass blowing class."
Dave V. : "I wish I was a piece of glass." 7/20/03
On the efficacy of energy drinks...
"Red-Bull REALLY WORKS!!" - Jess F. 7/19/03
On how he liked the outdoor shower..."I peeeed in-it." - Daniel (Vita's nephew) 7/18/03
On Kathy's dancing style..."I have a gravity problem." -Kathy 7/05/03
Nothing like a good ole game of hide the dolphin ... "Where's...the...dol-phin...where's...the...dol-phin...where's...the...dol-phin...." -Salmon 560 7/04/03
Typically I-talian ..."You were retarded at baseline." -Anthony 6/21/03
Those who do not study our history, are doomed to repeat it ... "D*ckhead! It's Nah-zee! N-A-Z-I !!!" - Chris S. FTFP 6/14/03
Commenting on a 2 year old cell phone ... "What is that....a microwave?" - Jess F. 6/07/03
For those viewers at home questioning... "We are live!" - Andrew, Chris, & Seth 6/06/03
On giving everyone a chance to answer the trival pursuit questions... "Wait until the whole question is undone" - Jen 6/01/03
After having her head petted... "And if I am good, can I have a bone?" - Pam 6/01/03
Referring to Seth... "I wish you had a twin brother." - Pam 5/31/03
After scaring the be-jesus out of Vita... "The power of Christ compells you!" - Andrew 5/25/03
After taking out the shelf trying to climb the washer to get upstairs... "Can't a girl pee in peace?!?!" - Laura 5/24/03
In response to the email question of 'what are we going to put up the flagpole first?' "Seth's underpants" - Anthony 5/2/03
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