RESULTS:
The profile for the "typical" summer resident of 560 Salmon is: a right-handed, 5'6", non-smoker, who shuns major political parties, but enjoys drinking mixed drinks at Parker House and tanning on the beach while reflecting on her/his first kiss which occurred at the age of 13.5 years old.
Approximately 1 out of 4 people in the House would consider getting a tattoo this summer if the housemates got them drunk enough. (Now the trick will be figuring out which ones.)
If all of the Aquarians in the House had a pillow-fight with all of the Aries, it would be, statistically, a fair fight.
It is unlikely that there will be many intra-house hook-ups this summer since none of the men look like Matthew McConaughey (ladies pick), while the house women lack the smoky voice, coyly seductive nature and red sequined cartoon dress of Jessica Rabbit (the men's dream girl).
The number of Housemates who enjoy dancing to classic rock are approximately equal to those who have admitted to being a convicted felon.
If you are a female in 560 Salmon, the odds of you taking more than 60 minutes to get ready to go out for the evening go up dramatically if your last name is Foti.
On average, the boys in the House are 7 inches taller than the girls, and 12% more likely to kiss on the first date.
Nearly one quarter of the House funds this summer have been supplied, indirectly, by Novartis Pharmaceuticals.
Don't worry ladies.... it is highly unlikely that any of the men in the House will be walking around "Commando" this summer - less than 5% chance.
One-half of the men in the House with the name Larkin are ambidextrous and can, therefore, live on both land and water.
The women in the House are nearly twice as likely to enjoy dancing to hip-hop in a club as they are to complain about the "limiting" choices of music genres when presented with a well-meaning & harmless survey.
At least one woman in the House feels that NYC Mayor Bloomberg is a "fascist."
It can be scientifically proved that Daphne (from Scooby Doo) is twice as hot as Judy Jetson.
The odds of Charles lying about his height on a survey are equal to the odds of Jess F. lying about her evening prep. time.
If a House member is having a romantic interlude, there is a 57% chance that the lights will be off.... and a 50% chance that s/he was at the Parker House earlier that night.
