JFO: Has the screen door seriously injured anyone to date?
KG: Yes! Me - it clips my ankle every time.
JFO: How was this year's July 5th compared to last years?
KG: Much better - we went through more beer.
JFO: Speaking of beer, what is your favorite beer?
KG: Amstel Light or free stuff.
JFO: And your favorite bar?
KG: Parker House (upstairs).
JFO: Chess, cards, or TV?
KG: Cards (scat).
JFO: What SPF number sunscreen do you use?
KG: 15.
JFO: So you like to burn?
KG: Yes.
JFO: Who is the ugliest person in the house?
KG: Seth.
JFO: Who would you like to see more of and do you know Kate Foti?
KG: Kate Foti - and yes I know her - I sleep with Kate Foti.
JFO: Hmmm... Ok then. Um... Yes or no Seth (or anyone else) should install camcorders throughout the house and set up a new website called Voyeur 560?
KG: Yes.
JFO: What one thing that you did this weekend was the most fun?
KG: Dancing with Vita......and falling........while spinning.
JFO: Do you remember college?
KG: Yes.
JFO: Me too.
JFO: Favorite number?
KG: 4.
JFO: Whats 162 divided by 18?
KG: .......um........oh wait.................uh......uh......9.
JFO: Is Seth gay?
KG: As close as a heterosexual can get.
JFO: Do you like things?
KG: Yes - anything.
JFO: When are you leaving this weekend?
KG: Monday...evening......sometime.
JFO: Ok, thats it thanks!
KG: Great. Do you wanna ask me if I have any additional comments or anything?
JFO: Nah.
