JFO: What do you remember most about 1987?

SL: I'm not sure if I remember.....well, back in high school, our cross-country team won the national championship. Did I say national? I meant state championship. That and I started smoking crack. Is that what you're looking for?

JFO: Yes it is.

JFO: Complete this sentence: "Man, this weekend was fun except for that time when....

SL: ....I busted my finger all up."

JFO: How is the hand now? Was it fun to see glass sticking out of yourself?

SL: It's swollen, bruised, and quite sore, but thanks for asking. But yeah it was kinda neat. And I'd like to thank Seth for taking an unknown piece of biohazard, non-descript white material out of my hand. I'm glad he did that.

JFO: Has the number of couples in the house grown over this past weekend?

SL: Tough question.... but, yeah absolutely!

JFO: Who would you rather wake up next to in the morning - President Bush or the First Lady?

SL: Would they have to be alive? If dead, President Bush. If not, the First Lady.

JFO: Who would win in a fight - Bruce or Jon Bon Jovi?

SL: Bruce. He's about an inch taller and has experience. Bon Jovi is too pretty.

JFO: Who slept the most this weekend?

SL: Maybe Seth - but I'd have to say Chris S. FTFP would take it.

JFO: What is your favorite temperature?

SL: About 73 degrees - one degree below room temperature.

JFO: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?

SL: Coming down? Yes, I have.

JFO: What is your favorite beer? Bar (down the shore)?

SL: Magic Hat #9. Tiki Bar.

JFO: Kathy on the dance floor Friday night - should she press charges?

SL: No. I believe that there may not have been full content, but.... well, maybe a misdemeanor if anything.

JFO: Who, what, when, where, or why? In general, which one would you ask first?

SL: I'm sort of a "why guy".........and while I'm on the record, I'd have to say I'm pretty fly for a "why guy."

JFO: This past week, a young fellow, we'll call him J-Go, was coming up from LBI and decided to make a pit stop at Salmon 560 to go to the bathroom and drink a glass of water. Is there any reason maybe to there being no spare key in sight? Where the F was the f-ing spare key?

SL: I don't know, but that's funny - because there was a certain person I know who showed up 2 hours before everyone else and there was no spare key there either. So this person went on a field trip to kill time - he went to Surf Taco, Brave New World, and A&P Liquor store.

JFO: Remember that time Seth, my friend John, you, and me played various sports on the beach?

SL: Yes.

JFO: What do you drink/consume when you need a pick-me up?

SL: I drink Red Bull.

JFO: Who in the house takes the most time to get ready and is it a hindrance to overall house functions, events, and group moral?

SL: Yes it is. And to answer the former - it's still Seth. While Anthony competes, he is not there enough to be a hindrance.

JFO: What did you do this weekend that was most fun?

SL: Drank margaritas on the porch on Friday night - it was fun. I got to learn how to use Bryan's smoothie machine to make the margaritas.

JFO: Are you related to longtime Reds shortstop Barry Larkin?

SL: No. Absolutely not.

JFO: What about Sean Lennon?

SL: No - not related to him either - though I wouldn't mind having Lennon blood.

JFO: What song best describes this past weekend?

SL: We were in the car today and heard The Police's "Wrapped Around Your Finger." It summarizes things well because 1) the upcoming marriage in a few weeks and 2) because of what happened with the finger and all.