JFO: What age (number) are you most looking forward to turning when you grow older?

A: 35 and a half

M: 64

JFO: What religion are you?

A: Roman Catholic (not practicing)

M: Agnostic

JFO: So when you have kids, are you going to bring them up Canadian?

M: Yeah!

A: ....no comment

JFO: Complete this sentence: "You know what they say, the bigger the surfboard...

M: ...the longer the sleeve."

A: ...what? Um ... ... the nicer the shirt."

JFO: Blood stains on quilts, cuts and bruises on Kathleen, scars on Beth: Should we be concerned about the Brown family? What should we do?

M: Hmmm....I tried to write a song about Kathleen, but I don't think it worked. It was called "Road Rash."

A: I say do nothing until....

M: ....until brown turns black!

JFO: So Kathleen fell three times Saturday night, sustaining various injuries. At what point do you think she decided that continuing to fall might not be a good idea?

A: When she fell on top of Seth

JFO: Oooh - sorry, I was looking for "after the third time."

JFO: Re-Peter the Parrot: why do you think Chris S. FTFP committed such a malicious act in mutilating the innocent, albeit annoying, little friend of ours? And what does this say about his childhood?

A: He just flipped. He may have been heartbroken by a parrot in the past. I was going to say something about molestation, but no.  

JFO: Andrew - the mustache.... why?

A: Okay - I never really grew one. I had a goatee in college and when it came time to shaving, I kept the mustache as a joke and my friends and I went to Atlantic City and I gambled with the mustache on - as a joke. It lasted about 8 hours - so I didnt actually grow it! - it was for shock value.

(side-note: Andrew seemed very insecure and defensive in answering this question. His voice started to raise a little and he actually pointed a finger at me in the middle of answering. I was slightly taken back.)

JFO: Marisa - if Andrew still had the mustache now, would you be more, less, or equally attracted to him?

M: I'd say more because it'd be funny in the company of others, but less if we were alone - so I guess somewhere in between the two.

JFO: Who from the house was most hung over this weekend?

A: Seth

M: Seth

JFO: Andrew - what's your favorite color?

A: Blue, but sometimes red

JFO: Marisa - your favorite food?

M: A sidewinder sandwich

JFO: So, the two of you, might really enjoy say, a blue, but sometimes red sidewinder sandwich?

M: Yes! For now anyway.

JFO: What's your favorite Tears for Fears song?

M: "Shout"

A: "Sowing the Seeds of Love" - there's a line in that song that sounds like "I touch little boys."

JFO: And this is why you like the song?

A: No - my friend told me about this and I listened to it and heard it! Go home and listen to it - you'll hear it!

(side-note: I did in fact go home and break out my Tears for Fears greatest hits CD and listen to Sowing the Seeds of Love. Great song - great group. I think they would have done well in today's music scene, sans the cheesy synthesizer noises. Anyway, I did not hear such a line in this song. I am wondering if perhaps it was another song. Andrew did say it was from 1983, but this song was from '89, so who knows. We'll have to look more into this matter. But I'm a little concerned about Andrew at this point).

JFO: What should the proper penalty be for parking in the driveway?

A: Oh - there is nothing wrong with parking there - as long as you leave your keys on the key rack. But the penalty for no keys should be a $20 deposit towards beer for the house. And if a person can't get out of the driveway because its being blocked, then there should be a $50 payment to the person whose car was blocked in.

M: ...I agree

(side-thought I don't)

JFO: Paper, rocks, or scissors

A: Paper  

M: Rocks

JFO: What word, ending in "ing", would best describe the weather this weekend?

M: spitting

A: f-ing weird - no, weird f-ing

JFO: What did you do this weekend that was most fun?

M: I enjoyed writing songs on Saturday night

A: The morning glory breakfast at Mariner's Cove, aka Land of 1000 Islands. It was corned beef hash, pouched eggs, and chipped beef all on an f-ing plate!  

JFO: Look over there at KJ's beach towel (side note: we were on the beach during this conversation and KJ and Amy were up for the weekend, sitting on the beach as well) isnt that towel ugly?

A: (after getting up and walking over to get a good look) Eh - it's average.

M: It's colorful

JFO: When you have a baby girl, would you consider naming her Andrisa?

A: ....no comment.

M: maybe Mary Drew, but not Andrisa.